1. I would move to Italy for the food alone.
2. I would move to Italy full stop.
3. I loved to shop at (United Colours Of) Benetton.
4. Italy makes/made me more fashion-conscious.
5. Train travelling or waiting for one is not so bad when you can play Scrabble against your husband on his PDA.
6. Italian women are beautiful.
7. Italian coffee is perfect 99% of the time.
8. Travelling on a train on the top of a mountain is not the coolest feeling in the world. (I’m such a baby.)
9. I pray that one day my local Woolworths will have even a fifth of the awesome food selection that I saw in all the local Italian supermarkets.
10. I’d forgotten how much I love anchovies.
11. Never, ever, take my salsiccia.
12. You know you’ve struck gold when the local Mcdonalds makes fabulous espressos.
13. People have a fascination with standout spectacles in Italy. It was kinda weird to see the carabiniere (policemen) wearing thick, maroon Gucci specs.
14. Travelling light is not overrated.
15. Pushing in is the done thing. Shop assistants and the like don’t care who has been waiting the longest.
16. If you want to irritate the locals, ask them if they speak English.
17. If you want to please the locals, ask them if they speak English but then speak in Italian. They’ll be rapt that you’re making the effort — even if they can only half understand you.
18. I didn’t think it was possible to love cheese any more than I already did. (Caciotta, I miss you.)
19. Italians love their sneakers. Good quality ones. I never wear sneakers. But I bought two pairs while I was over there and wear them all the time now!
20. I would move to Italy. (Oh, did I already say that?)